Everyone here is familiar with English class, right? Students at SOHS take an English class every year and are blessed with an eccentric English teacher every time. Sometimes you can even have the same teachers you’ve had before, which is really fun! But have you ever wondered which English teacher you are most similar to? Well, that question will be answered today regarding which South Oldham English teacher you compare to! So just answer these ten questions to find out which teacher you are!
Which English Teacher are you?
Question 1: What is your preferred Style?
A.) Comfy
B.) Classy
C.) Academia
D.) Outdoorsy
E.) Hobbit Hip
F.) Awesome
Question 1: What is your favorite Style? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Collins and one point for Holloway.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Winters and one point for Raque.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Thon and Westenhofer.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Jackson and Ross.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Adams and Hunt Rock.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Lash.
Question 2: What is your preferred morning drink?
A.) Any type of Coffee
B.) Just Black Coffee
C.) Intricate Coffee Order
D.) Tea
E.) Awesomesauce
F.) Hot Coffee
Question 2: What is your preferred morning drink? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Ross, one point for Adams, and one for Raque.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Thon and one point for Westenhofer.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Collins and Holloway.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Hunt-Rock.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Lash.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Winters
Question 3: What is your dream vacation spot?
A.) Greece
B.) Europe
C.) Somewhere with a Beach
D.) Antarctica
E.) India or Mountainous terrain
F.) Awesomeville (but you already live there)
Question 3: What is your dream vacation spot? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Holloway and one point for Collins.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Hunt Rock and one point for Winters and a point for Adams.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Raque and one point for Jackson.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Thon.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Ross and one point for Westenhofer.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Lash.
Question 4: What is your greatest fear?
A.) Snakes
B.) Birds
C.) Aging
D.) Drowning/Deep Water
E.) Small animals drowning in their tea
F.) No Fears
Question 4: What is your greatest fear? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Raque and one point for Westenhofer.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Winters and one point for Hunt Rock.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Adams and one point for Holloway.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Collins and Jackson.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Ross.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Thon and one point for Lash.
Question 5: What is your favorite color?
A.) Pink
B.) Blue
C.) Green
D.) Purple
E.) Gray
F.) Avery shade of awesome
Question 5: What is your favorite color? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Collins and one point for Thon.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Hunt Rock and one point for Winters and one for Ross.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Adams and one point for Holloway.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Raque and Westenhofer.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Jackson.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Lash.
Question 6: What is your favorite meal?
A.) International Foods
B.) Sushi or Seafood
C.) Pasta or Mac n Cheese
D.) Hamburgers and French Fries
E.) Soup and Bread
F.) Awesome Loaf with a dash of awesome
Question 6: What is your favorite meal? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Jackson and one point for Westenhofer.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Thon and one point for Holloway.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Hunt Rock, one point for Collins, and one for Adams.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Winters.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Ross.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Lash.
Question 7: How many pets do you have?
A.) 0
B.) 1
C.) 2
D.) 3
E.) Don’t need any!
F.) 5 (If you include a child and husband)
Question 7: How many pets do you have? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Collins, one point for Westenhofer, and one point for Winters.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Ross, one point for Holloway, and one point for Adams.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Raque.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Jackson and one point for Thon.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Lash.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Hunt Rock.
Question 8: What is your favorite book genre?
A.) Classics
B.) Romance
C.) Fantasy
D.) Literary Fiction
E.) Specific Literature
F.) No specific genre
Question 8: What is your favorite book genre Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Collins and one point for Hunt Rock.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Holloway and one point for Raque.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Adams and one point for Winters.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Jackson and one point for Westenhofer.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Ross and one point for Thon.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Lash.
Question 9: What is your preferred music taste?
A.) 90’s Gangster Rap
B.) Indie Pop or Pop
C.) R&B
D.) Country/Folk
E.) Zero music Taste
F.) Rock
Question 9: What is your preferred music taste? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Hunt Rock and one point for Collins.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Raque and one point for Holloway.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Westenhofer.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Adams and one point for Winters.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Thon and one point for Ross.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Jackson and one point for Lash.
Question 10: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
A.) Teleportation
B.) Fly
C.) Cloning or Shape Shifting
D.) Talk to Animals/ Speaking all languages fluently
E.) Sleep on Command or Easy Categorization
F.) None of the above
Question 10: If you should have one superpower, what would it be? Answers!
If you choose A.) give yourself one point for Holloway, one point for Westenhofer, and one point for Raque.
If you choose B.) give yourself one point for Collins.
If you choose C.) give yourself one point for Winters and one point for Adams.
If you choose D.) give yourself one point for Jackson and one point for Hunt Rock.
If you choose E.) give yourself one point for Thon and one point for Lash.
If you choose F.) give yourself one point for Ross.
- Adams
If you add up your points and you get Mr. Adams, that means you’re somewhat of a Hobbit. You enjoy lush greenery and listening to folk songs. You have a very calming presence, but can’t function without your morning cup of coffee.
- Collins
If you add up your points and you get Ms. Collins, that means you are presumably sweet like candy. You enjoy making things aesthetically pleasing in your own soft indie way. You enjoy indulging in comfort food and drinks such as lattes and mac and cheese.
- Holloway
If you add up your points and you get Mrs. Holloway, that means you can often be found spontaneously bursting out in song. You always have your favorite Starbucks drink, which may or may not contribute to your bubbly nature.
- Westenhofer
If you add up your points and you get Mr. Westenhofer, that means you can also often be found in your favorite cardigan. You sport the cozy academic aesthetic and make it your own. You are very friendly and wholesome. Yet you are always willing to try new things and go to new places.
- Raque
If you add up your points and you get Mrs. Raque, you are probably a Taylor Swift fan. You enjoy the beach and are deathly afraid of snakes. You are the definition of ADD and can be very disorganized, but you get things done. You might be seen as unapproachable, but in reality, you are as kind as they come.
- Winters
If you add up your points and you get Mrs. Winters, you are very maternal and helpful. You are the mom friend of your friend group. Other than just having a classy style, you are also very secure with yourself and promote self-care. You also occasionally enjoy fast food like hamburgers and French fries.
- Ross
If you add up your points and you get Mr. Ross, you might describe yourself as unconventional. Your interests defy expectations and stereotypes, and you avoid being categorized. You are eccentric and like uncommon genres like Russian Literature.
- Jackson
If you add up your points and you get Mr. Jackson, you start your day with a black coffee and a cozy cardigan. You have an interest in learning more languages, and you have eclectic tastes in music and enjoy literary fiction.
- Hunt Rock
If you add up your points and you get Hunt Rock, you are probably scared of birds, specifically Emus. You are very quirky and fun. You enjoy books like The Lord of the Rings or Dracula, which hit home for Hunt Rock. Just like Hunt Rock, you are energetic and chaotic. You live life drinking tea and jamming to gangsta rap and musicals.
- Lash
If you add up your points and get Lash, you are very sarcastic. You like to goof around and are known for not being too serious. You enjoy anything and everything. You are confident and are the definition of awesomeness.
- Thon
If you add up your points and get Thon, you are fearless. You like the cold and the unknown, and you are not scared to say that your music taste is incapable of being defined. You have a preference for gothic fiction and literary fiction in general.
